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At a party, at the mall, at work. Something has to be said to start a conversation. Some people have the gift, some are shy, and some are, ugh, trying too hard, or something like that. Here's what I mean:
Do you have a boyfriend?
- Us girls always answer yes to that question. Even if we don't.
I need a girlfriend. Can you help me?
- Seriously, this is very creepy. I think there's a 1-900 hotline for people like that!
Did you pose for [Men's magazine name]?
- Another creepy line, especially if the guy seems to stare at you.
Your name must be Mickey, coz you're so fine!
- Will only work if the girl knows Johnny Bravo lol.
Immigration! Give me your phone number.
- Actually made me smile, but jeez, can you ask for my name first before my number?
Do you speak English?
My reaction is always a *blank stare*. But to be fair, I do look like someone 'from somewhere else'. Lol
How about you? Heard any funny icebreakers you'd like to share?
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