Katya's Fave Quotes

Quotes, you either love them or you hate them. Here are some of my favorites:


I believe humans get a lot done, not because we're smart, but because we have thumbs so we can make coffee. ~ Flash Rosenberg

A dog will flatter you but you have to flatter the cat. ~ George Mikes

Coffee smells like freshly ground heaven. ~ Jessi Lane Adams

You can keep a dog; but it is the cat who keeps people, because cats find humans useful domestic animals. ~ George Mikes

Sleep is a symptom of caffeine deprivation. ~ Author Unknown

As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat. ~ Ellen Perry Berkeley

Coffee is the best thing to douse the sunrise with. ~ Terri Guillemets

We cannot without becoming cats, perfectly understand the cat mind. ~ St. George Mivart

Even overweight, cats instinctively know the cardinal rule: when fat, arrange yourself in slim poses. ~ John Weitz

How we behave toward cats here below determines our status in heaven. ~ Robert A. Heinlein

One must love a cat on its own terms. ~ Paul Gray

If animals could speak the dog would be a a blundering outspoken fellow, but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. ~ Mark Twain

You own a dog but you feed a cat. ~ Jenny de Vries

Way down deep, we're all motivated by the same urges. Cats have the courage to live by them. ~ Jim Davis

I have noticed that what cats most appreciate in a human being is not the ability to produce food which they take for granted--but his or her entertainment value. ~ Geoffrey Household

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. ~ Mary Bly